Danielle

I'm a girl ;)

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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

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waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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shouldnt:

surf4ces:

omfg


omg shouldnt:

surf4ces:

omfg


omg shouldnt:

surf4ces:

omfg


omg shouldnt:

surf4ces:

omfg


omg shouldnt:

surf4ces:

omfg


omg shouldnt:

surf4ces:

omfg


omg
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charmingshanghai:

Pets and owners: I will be there for you
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bublewrap:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the hell is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

(Source: snorlaxatives)

1 month ago

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full-timebullshitter said: Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)

cheeseburgerz:

gloomyteens:

livin up to the url

1 month ago

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committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 
committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 
committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 
committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 
committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 
committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 
committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 
committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

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Reblogged from Indescribable Blog. (loveofjesus)

I am Christian

loveofjesus:

When I say that ‘I am a Christian,’ I am not shouting that ‘I am clean living.’ I’m whispering 'I was lost, but now I'm found and forgiven.'

When I say ‘I am a Christian,’ I don’t speak of this with pride. I’m confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.

When I say ‘I…

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Anonymous said: Living for God is a waste of time. Live for YOURSELF.

loveofjesus:

Nothing is wasted if it is for God. The truth is, living for yourself is the real waste of time. Why not waste time with God? By doing this, you will learn to love more compassionately, give of yourself more freely and take yourself less seriously. God bless :)

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